|You Are Apple Cider|
|You Are Mashed Potatoes|
Oridnary, comforting, and more than a little predictable
You're the glue that holds everyone together.
|What Your Face Says|
At first glance, people see you as warm and well-balanced.
Overall, your true self is engaging and outgoing.
With friends, you seem thoughtful and interested in ideas.
In love, you seem energetic - almost manic.
In stressful situations, you seem selfish and moody.
|You Are 60% American|
Most times you are proud to be an American.
Though sometimes the good ole US of A makes you cringe
Still, you know there's no place better suited to be your home.
You love your freedom and no one's going to take it away from you!
|You Will Die at Age 79|
You're pretty average when it comes to how you live...
And how you'll die as well.
|Your Porn Star Name Is...|
|You Are a Glazed Donut|
Okay, you know that you're plain - and you're cool with that.
You prefer not to let anything distract from your sweetness.
Your appeal is understated yet universal. Everyone dig you.
And in a pinch, you'll probably get eaten.
|Your Stripper Song Is|
Super Freak by Rick James
"That girl is pretty wild now
The girl's a super freak
The kind of girl you read about
In new-wave magazine"
Freaky? Yes. But you're also pretty darn funny.
|Your True Love Is a Sagittarius|
Why you'll love a Sagittarius:
Deep and philosophical, you'll love getting lost in hours of conversation with your Sag.
Your Sagittarius is curious and adventurous enough to keep you interested... not an easy task!
Why a Sagittarius will love you:
You're passionate about a few important issues, a kind of depth that Sagittarius finds very attractive.
You're outgoing, flexible, and up for almost anything. You and your Sag will have tons of adventures together.
|You Are 70% Boyish and 30% Girlish|
You are pretty evenly split down the middle - a total eunuch.
Okay, kidding about the eunuch part. But you do get along with both sexes.
You reject traditional gender roles. However, you don't actively fight them.
You're just you. You don't try to be what people expect you to be.
|You Are a Chick Rocker!|
You're living proof that chicks can rock
You're inspired by Joan Jett and the Donnas
And when you rock, you rock hard
(Plus, you get all the cute guy groupies you want!)
|On Average, You Would Sell Out For|
|You Are an Orange Martini|
Everyone's favorite drunk, you're fun, flirty, and charming.
Unfortunately, you often spark jealousy - and unintentionally start bar fights.
You should never: Drink and dial. You'll just end up with multiple booty calls at your door!
Your ideal party: Is huge and lively. You love to work a crowd.
Your drinking soulmates: those with a Blueberry Martini personality
Your drinking rivals: those with a Dirty Martini personality
|You Passed the US Citizenship Test|
Congratulations - you got 10 out of 10 correct!
|You Are Corn on the Cob Soda|
|Your Animal Personality|
Your Power Animal: Shark
Animal You Were in a Past Life: Polar Bear
You have a strong character - you are an aggressive, ambitious, go-getter.
You were born to lead.
|Your Life Path Number is 3|
Your purpose in life is to express your unique self.
You are a creative and artistic person with an interesting view on life.
Witty and outgoing, you enjoy sharing your crazy ideas with anyone who will listen.
A total social butterfly, you're the life of any party.
In love, you inspire and enchant your partner. You are often an object of fantasy and desire.
While you are very talented, you sometimes lack the ambition to put your talents in play.
And while your wit carries you a long way, you occasionally use it to mask your true feelings.
Your natural abilities can bring you all the success in the world ... if you let them
|Your Values Profile|
You value loyalty highly.
You're completely devoted to your friends and family.
Even if they totally screw up, you're still there for them.
Just make sure they're equally loyal to you!
You value honesty highly.
You're unflinchingly honest, even when it's not easy.
For you, integrity is very important - in yourself and others.
People may not always like what you say, but they know they can trust it.
You value generosity highly.
So much so that you often put your own needs last.
There's nothing wrong with having a caring heart...
But you may want to rethink your "open wallet" policy.
You value humility highly.
You have the self-confidence to be happy with who you are.
And you don't need to seek praise to make yourself feel better.
You're very modest, and you're keep the drama factor low.
You value tolerance highly.
Not only do you enjoy the company of those very different from you...
You do all that you can to seek it out interesting and unique friends.
You think there are many truths in life, and you're open to many of them.
|Your Birth Month is June|
Peaceful and harmonious, you seek the gentle side of life.
Your warmth and consideration touches many.
Your soul reflects: Friendship, love, and beauty
Your gemstone: Pearl
Your flower: Rose
Your colors: Light blue, white, and cream
|How You Life Your Life|
You are honest and direct. You tell it like it is.
You say whatever is on your mind. Other people's reactions don't phase you.
You prefer a variety of friends and tend to change friends quickly.
You tend to dream big, but you worry that your dreams aren't attainable.
|Your Theme Song is Back in Black by AC/DC|
"Back in black, I hit the sack,
I've been too long, I'm glad to be back"
Things sometimes get really crazy for you, and sometimes you have to get away from all the chaos.
But each time you stage your comeback, it's even better than the last!
|You Are 39% Addicted to Love|
Might as well face it, you're a little addicted to love.
You won't do anything for love, but sometimes you do more than you should.
No one's worth losing your head for - because in the end you'll only lose your heart.
Don't avoid falling in love. Just make sure you don't get too hooked.
|Your IQ Is 85|
Your Logical Intelligence is Below Average
Your Verbal Intelligence is Average
Your Mathematical Intelligence is Exceptional
Your General Knowledge is Average
|Your Pimp Name Is...|
|You Have a Choleric Temperament|
You are a person of great enthusiasm - easily excited by many things.
Unsatisfied by the ordinary, you are reaching for an epic, extraordinary life.
You want the best. The best life. The best love. The best reputation.
You posses a sharp and keen intellect. Your mind is your primary weapon.
Strong willed, nothing can keep you down. Your energy can break down any wall.
You're an instantly passionate person - and this passion gives you an intoxicating power over others.
At your worst, you are a narcissist. Full of yourself and even proud of your faults.
Stubborn and opinionated, you know what you think is right. End of discussion.
A bit of a misanthrope, you often see others as weak, ignorant, and inferior.
|Your Hair Should Be Blue|
Wild, brilliant, and out of control.
You're a risk taker with an eye to the future.
|You Are a Dirty Martini|
You are a sexy, sometimes belligerent, over the top drunk.
You tend to get in a lot of trouble. When you drink, there are no rules.
You should never: Drink in the company of strangers. Seriously.
Your ideal party: Is so good you black out in the middle of it.
Your drinking soulmates: Those with a Margarita Martini personality.
Your drinking rivals: Those with an Orange Martini personality
|Your Inner Child Is Happy|
You see life as simple, and simple is a very good thing.
You're cheerful and upbeat, taking everything as it comes.
And you decide not to worry, even when things look bad.
You figure there's just so many great things to look forward to.
|You Are an Iced Coffee|
At your best, you are: hyper, modern, and athletic
At your worst, you are: cheap and angsty
You drink coffee when: you're out with friends
Your caffeine addiction level: medium
Your Political Profile:
|Overall: 70% Conservative, 30% Liberal|
|Social Issues: 25% Conservative, 75% Liberal|
|Personal Responsibility: 75% Conservative, 25% Liberal|
|Fiscal Issues: 100% Conservative, 0% Liberal|
|Ethics: 50% Conservative, 50% Liberal|
|Defense and Crime: 100% Conservative, 0% Liberal|
|You Should Be a Painter|
You have the vision, patience, and skill to bring your unique visions to canvas.
And you're even tempered enough not to cut your ear off in the process!
|What Your Sleeping Position Says|
You are confident and ready to tackle life.
You are pretty vain and happy with your physical appearance.
You are born to be the center of attention, and you're unhappy on the sidelines.
You're always up for trying something new - in and out of bed!
Your Linguistic Profile:
|65% General American English|
|5% Upper Midwestern|
|Your Summer Ride is a Beetle Convertible|
Fun, funky, and a little bit euro.
You love your summers to be full of style and sun!
|Your Ideal Relationship is Casual Dating|
Maybe you're looking for love...
But mostly you're looking for fun.
You could get serious with the right person.
For now, though, you're enjoying playing the field.
|Your Christmas is Most Like: How the Grinch Stole Christmas|
You can't really get into the Christmas spirit...
But it usually gets to you by the end of the holiday.
|Your Haloween Costume Should Be|
|Your Luck Quotient: 100%|
You have an extremely high luck quotient.
Not only do you consider yourself lucky, probably everyone you know does too.
But you're smart enough to know that you've mostly made your own luck.
By being positive, open, and flexible, a lot of luck has come your way!
|You Are a Strawberry Jelly Bean|
You love yourself for who you are, critics be damned! You know you don't have to take risks to make life more interesting. It's good enough as is.
|You Are Cindy Brady|
Warm hearted and sweet, you have a childlike innocence that lets you see the good in everyone.
But you're also a bit of a baby. You stick your nose where it doesn't belong... and cry when you get caught!